Thursday, September 18, 2008
The Beginning
Hello, my name is Tranio Iulius. I am a simple citizen of Pompeii. I have a nice job working at the baths, but life wasn't the best. One day I was just walking home, when I heard a strange rumbling sound. I looked around for the source, and saw people screaming about an eruption. It turns out that Mt. Vesuvius is about to erupt maybe. I went to a priest and asked him why. "In Mt. Olympus, Zeus and Hephestus have had a fight. It seems that Zeus ate the last stick of the super limited-edition coconut pocky, and this is Hephestasus's revenge! He is going to destroy Zeus's people!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" That's stupid. Pocky? I do love pocky though. But blowing up a mountain and killing us all? Thats too far! Wait, what am I going to do? I guess I should go pack. Then, a rumbling sound split the air! Mount VESUVIUS IS ERUPTING!!! I'm gonna die for a thing OF POCKY???????!!!!!!! Ok, I have to get out of here! I gotta go pack my stuff, and find my friends!
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